{"id":1453,"date":"2016-04-14T03:53:05","date_gmt":"2016-04-14T03:53:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revenantfx.com\/?page_id=1453"},"modified":"2016-04-14T03:53:05","modified_gmt":"2016-04-14T03:53:05","slug":"gnome-care","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/index.php\/about-us\/gnome-care\/","title":{"rendered":"Gnome Care"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Gnome Care<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>So you&#8217;ve just welcomed a Zombie Gnome into your home&#8230;<br \/>\nWhat now you may ask?<br \/>\nDisplay it with pride,<br \/>\nSo all guests may be terrified!<\/p>\n<p>Their favorite place to live is under shelter like<br \/>\nporches, overhangs, trees or even indoors.<br \/>\nThey are happiest when they are dry and in the shade.<\/p>\n<p><strong>WATER IS THEIR ENEMY!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Each gnome is coated with 2 coated of outdoor concrete sealer<br \/>\nto help protect their paint. That said though, like anything thing left<br \/>\noutdoors indefinitely, they are susceptible to decay.<br \/>\nHere are a few tips to help prevent it.<\/p>\n<p>1. Try to place them somewhere with a bit of shade.<br \/>\n(Zombies like darkness, so does paint)<\/p>\n<p>2. Bring them in for winter.<br \/>\n(rigor slows movement, snow and ice make it worse,<br \/>\nZombies hate snow and ice, so does paint)<\/p>\n<p>3. If possible, place them somewhere with some gravel\/ small rocks beneath.<br \/>\nThe stone they are made of will absorb water from the base and eventually lift paint,<br \/>\nSo keeping water from pooling beneath is key.<br \/>\n(Soggy zombies shed their skin&#8230; or in this case paint)<\/p>\n<p>By following these steps you&#8217;ll help your gnomes lead a long and happy\/hungry afterlife.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1021\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1021\" style=\"width: 3456px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/revenantfx.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Zombie-Gnomes-May-050.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1021\" src=\"http:\/\/revenantfx.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Zombie-Gnomes-May-050.jpg\" alt=\"Remember to have your gnomes spayed or neutered!\" width=\"3456\" height=\"2304\" srcset=\"https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Zombie-Gnomes-May-050.jpg 3456w, https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Zombie-Gnomes-May-050-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Zombie-Gnomes-May-050-1024x683.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 3456px) 100vw, 3456px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1021\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Remember to have your gnomes spayed or neutered!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gnome Care So you&#8217;ve just welcomed a Zombie Gnome into your home&#8230; What now you may ask? Display it with pride, So all guests may be terrified! Their favorite place to live is under shelter like porches, overhangs, trees or even indoors. They are happiest when they are dry and in the shade. WATER IS [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":517,"parent":2,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1453","page","type-page","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P2ZtC1-nr","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1453"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1453\/revisions"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/517"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}