{"id":525,"date":"2013-12-03T22:53:10","date_gmt":"2013-12-03T22:53:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revenantfx.com\/?p=525"},"modified":"2013-12-03T22:56:48","modified_gmt":"2013-12-03T22:56:48","slug":"rofo-the-rob-ford-gnome-not-robbie-bobbie-bobblehead-p","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/index.php\/rofo-the-rob-ford-gnome-not-robbie-bobbie-bobblehead-p\/","title":{"rendered":"RoFo The Rob Ford Gnome (not robbie bobbie bobblehead) :p"},"content":{"rendered":"

So… In a slightly different direction than usual we’ve made a parody gnome of the notorious Rob Ford.
\nHe comes in both a “Classic” and “Stupored” edition and he’s available now in our Etsy shop..
\nhttp:\/\/www.etsy.com\/shop\/revenantfx<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

Please enjoy responsibly \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

Can’t Get enough controversy from the media about Toronto’s mayor?
\nThan it’s time to bring the mayor and all his controversy to your garden!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

That’s right folks, now you too can have your own political circus right on your front lawn!
\nYour garden gnome community will now have a leader to look to and follow on all their gnomish adventures.
\nAllegations will run wild
\nAlleged drug use will be rampant
\nAlleged scandals will be plentiful
\nAll in an alleged “drunken stupor” right on your front lawn!<\/span><\/p>\n

Adopt this gnomish RoFo, bring him home today.
\nPlace him in your garden and you can be sure thats where he’ll stay!
\nFor In search of food and pleasure some gnomes will tend to roam
\n..But in the case of this gnome, he’s got enough to eat at home<\/p>\n

Each of these mythical mayoral figures are sculpted meticulously in water\/oil clay, cast in rock solid premium grade gypsum cement.
\nThen hand-painted to bring out all of their mayoral detail (and to ensure that no two are exactly the same).
\nLastly, they are each coated in a high gloss outdoor sealer to preserve their charming looks
\nand to help prevent any further mishaps by means of weather.<\/p>\n

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\"Rob<\/a>
Rob Ford Gnome “Stupored Edition”<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
\"Rob<\/a>
Rob Ford Gnome for sale<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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We hope you can find it in your heart to elect him for your garden today \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

Rest.In.Pieces<\/p>\n

-Casper<\/p>\n

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