{"id":2144,"date":"2017-02-17T18:44:16","date_gmt":"2017-02-17T18:44:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revenantfx.com\/?post_type=product&#038;p=2144"},"modified":"2022-07-20T03:56:28","modified_gmt":"2022-07-20T03:56:28","slug":"vinnie-the-victim","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/index.php\/product\/vinnie-the-victim\/","title":{"rendered":"Vinnie The Victim Zombie Gnome"},"content":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vinnie the gnome<br \/>\nAlways had a big heart<br \/>\nUntil it was ripped out<br \/>\nAnd he was torn apart!<\/p>\n<p>Now he lies gutted<br \/>\nTorn and shred<br \/>\nA tasty buffet<br \/>\nfor the newly undead..<\/p>\n<p>Although he&#8217;s dead now,<br \/>\nHis gnome life is gone<br \/>\nSoon he&#8217;ll be back&#8230;<br \/>\nAnother zombie on the lawn<\/p>\n<p>Approx. 13 1\/2in long.<\/p>\n<p>Each of these ravaged corpses are sculpted meticulously in water\/oil clay, cast in rock solid premium grade gypsum cement, and hand-painted to bring out all of their ghoulish detail (and to ensure that no two are exactly the same). Lastly, they are each coated in a high gloss outdoor sealer to prevent any further decay and to help these poor gnomes withstand the elements in their as they await their zombie resurrection.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>*****NOTE*****<\/p>\n<p>You will receive one painted in this scheme (may not be the one pictured but identical to it)<\/p>\n<p>*Custom painting available<\/p>\n<p>***Please allow 3- 5 days for shipping***<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":2814,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"product_cat":[105],"product_tag":[111,336,139,298,335,110,157,337,162],"class_list":["post-2144","product","type-product","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","product_cat-zombie-garden-gnomes","product_tag-gnome","product_tag-halloween-statue","product_tag-horror","product_tag-horror-gift","product_tag-horrorart","product_tag-zombie","product_tag-zombie-gnome","product_tag-zombie-gnome-statue","product_tag-zombie-gnomes"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/2144","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2144"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2814"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=2144"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=2144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}