{"id":2828,"date":"2019-04-26T09:13:50","date_gmt":"2019-04-26T09:13:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/?post_type=product&p=2828"},"modified":"2021-11-15T07:28:16","modified_gmt":"2021-11-15T07:28:16","slug":"haggatha-mcwitchface-the-mulch-witch-of-the-drainage-ditch","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/index.php\/product\/haggatha-mcwitchface-the-mulch-witch-of-the-drainage-ditch\/","title":{"rendered":"Haggatha McWitchface the Mulch Witch of the Drainage Ditch"},"content":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Haggatha McWitchface
\nLives in a haggard
\nWitch place…<\/p>\n

She chooses to do so because
\nShe hates people<\/p>\n

And also because she
\nThinks guests are Evil<\/p>\n

She hopes that visitors will stay away
\nAnd uses her signs to keep them at bay<\/p>\n

She casts her spells and curses the land and pickets around her witch dwelling with her witch sign in her witch hands.
\n“Curses and curses and curses you all! Have a terrible day! I Hope you trip and fall!”
\nThis is what we’ve come to expect from her #witchface.<\/p>\n

**She comes with a wooden chalkboard sign**
\n**Custom painting available upon request**<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":2829,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"product_cat":[314,107],"product_tag":[],"class_list":["post-2828","product","type-product","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","product_cat-haggatha-mcwitchface","product_cat-garden-nightmares"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t