There’s something in the dumpster
\nThat goes bump in the night..
\nA terror to behold,
\nSuch a gruesome sight!<\/p>\n
From the trash cans and trees
\nTo your front lawn
\nShe’s hungry for brains
\nNow that all the garbage is gone!<\/p>\n
An evil raccoon
\nInfected and undead
\nWaiting for her chance
\nTo dine on your head!<\/p>\n
Approx. 10 1\/2in tall.<\/p>\n
Each of these vermin corpses are sculpted meticulously in water\/oil clay, cast in rock solid premium grade gypsum cement, and hand-painted to bring out all of their ghoulish detail (and to ensure that no two are exactly the same). Lastly, they are each coated in a high gloss outdoor sealer to prevent any further decay and to help these carnivorous cadavers withstand the elements in their continuous hunt for human flesh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":2892,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"product_cat":[319,315],"product_tag":[320],"class_list":["post-2890","product","type-product","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","product_cat-amanda-the-infected-trash-panda","product_cat-infected-wildlife","product_tag-amanda-the-infected-trash-panda"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/2890","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2890"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2892"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2890"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=2890"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=2890"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}