{"id":2890,"date":"2019-04-26T10:19:14","date_gmt":"2019-04-26T10:19:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/?post_type=product&p=2890"},"modified":"2022-08-21T02:18:23","modified_gmt":"2022-08-21T02:18:23","slug":"amanda-the-infected-trash-panda","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/index.php\/product\/amanda-the-infected-trash-panda\/","title":{"rendered":"Amanda The Infected Trash Panda"},"content":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

There’s something in the dumpster
\nThat goes bump in the night..
\nA terror to behold,
\nSuch a gruesome sight!<\/p>\n

From the trash cans and trees
\nTo your front lawn
\nShe’s hungry for brains
\nNow that all the garbage is gone!<\/p>\n

An evil raccoon
\nInfected and undead
\nWaiting for her chance
\nTo dine on your head!<\/p>\n

Approx. 10 1\/2in tall.<\/p>\n

Each of these vermin corpses are sculpted meticulously in water\/oil clay, cast in rock solid premium grade gypsum cement, and hand-painted to bring out all of their ghoulish detail (and to ensure that no two are exactly the same). Lastly, they are each coated in a high gloss outdoor sealer to prevent any further decay and to help these carnivorous cadavers withstand the elements in their continuous hunt for human flesh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":2892,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"product_cat":[319,315],"product_tag":[320],"class_list":["post-2890","product","type-product","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","product_cat-amanda-the-infected-trash-panda","product_cat-infected-wildlife","product_tag-amanda-the-infected-trash-panda"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t