{"id":4126,"date":"2020-04-01T13:21:13","date_gmt":"2020-04-01T13:21:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/?post_type=product&#038;p=4126"},"modified":"2022-04-27T05:40:17","modified_gmt":"2022-04-27T05:40:17","slug":"saber-teeth-rabbit-brown","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/index.php\/product\/saber-teeth-rabbit-brown\/","title":{"rendered":"Saber Teeth Rabbit (Brown)"},"content":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Saber Teeth Rabbit<br \/>\nSabre-Teeth-Raahbit<br \/>\n(Rabbitus Teethyust)<\/p>\n<p>The North American Saber Teeth Rabbit<br \/>\n(or Saber Teeth Rab for short)<br \/>\nWas thought to be long extinct<br \/>\nOr thought to be non existent<br \/>\nOr more so not thought about at all!<br \/>\nBecause it&#8217;s nonsense&#8230;<br \/>\nBut, we thought about it, so now it exists \ud83d\ude09<br \/>\nIf that makes sense&#8230;<br \/>\nSpeaking of senses<br \/>\nThese critters have super senses!<\/p>\n<p>They can hear a pin drop from 7 miles away<br \/>\nAnd their x-ray vision is also infra-red<br \/>\nSo they can see their way!<\/p>\n<p>They can sense a drop of blood<br \/>\nIn a body of water the size of Hudson&#8217;s Bay<br \/>\nAnd their Saber Teeth are razor sharp<br \/>\nTo help them catch their prey<\/p>\n<p>They can sense a lot of things<br \/>\nIn the forest both at night and during day<br \/>\nSome say that their super senses<br \/>\nCome From Radio active decay<\/p>\n<p>None of these facts are verified<br \/>\nOr true in any way<br \/>\nThis is make believe on the internet<br \/>\nSo it&#8217;s real if we say!<\/p>\n<p>Happy April Fools. Hope you have<br \/>\nA Fangtastic day!<br \/>\nBe sure to check back soon<br \/>\nFor more cryptids made from clay!<\/p>\n<p>This Teethed Terror stands 13.5&#8243; tall<br \/>\nand weighs approx 6 lbs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":4128,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"product_cat":[315],"product_tag":[],"class_list":["post-4126","product","type-product","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","product_cat-infected-wildlife"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/4126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4126"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4128"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=4126"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revenantfx.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=4126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}