“One with a neckbeard is one to be feared!”
\nKnown as a kind soul in life, he was a wise and gentle Gnome. For many hundreds of years he was one of the most well respected and loved members of the Gnome community. Well, the past is dead… and so is he – sort of!<\/p>\n
Now he’s a vicious cannibal savage, in capable of thoughts, feelings or emotions. He’s now driven by his one and only need.
\nThe need to feed!
\nAnd feed he does. Consuming brains like a fiend with the munchies and chomping down Gnome flesh like Fried Chicken from the Colonel.
\nNecroneckbeard is the face of the undead!<\/p>\n
He stands 14in tall, weighs 10lbs and is cast in solid gypsum cement.
\nHand-casted, hand-painted, hand-eating and hand-made.
\nHe will infect your household and garden like a plague.<\/p>\n
*****NOTE*****<\/p>\n
You will receive one painted in this scheme (may not be the one pictured but identical to it)<\/p>\n
*Custom painting available<\/p>\n
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