As a caring Gnome in the little Gnomish community, Seymour was always there to talk. He’d always encourage the rest of his Dwarfish brethren to “open up”. As coincidence would have it, now he’s the one spilling his guts! One of the original infected, his plump pot belly made him appear like a juicy pulled-pork-pot-pie-pleasure to the rest of the hungry undead in the garden. So, without hesitation he was torn open like a Thanksgiving turkey and the visceral mess you see before you is what remains of him today.<\/p>\n
Standing at 13in tall and weighing in at a whopping 13lbs.
\nHe is cast in solid gypsum cement and ready to display his innards in your garden!
\nHand-casted, hand-painted, hand-made, hand-biter!<\/p>\n
Infect your household today!<\/p>\n
Each of these mythical walking corpses are sculpted meticulously in water\/oil clay, casted in rock solid premium grade gypsum cement. Then hand-painted to bring out all of their ghoulish detail (and to ensure that no two are exactly the same). Lastly, they are each coated in a high gloss outdoor sealer to prevent any further decay and to help these carnivorous cadavers withstand the elements in their continuous hunt for human flesh.<\/p>\n
*****NOTE*****<\/p>\n
You will receive one painted in this scheme (may not be the one pictured but identical to it)<\/p>\n
*Custom painting available<\/p>\n
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