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The Infection is Spreading! Find out more:

The Infection is Spreading! Find out more:

Willie Walker The Zombie Gnome!

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Spread the word and Bee on the lookout! 🐝🐊🐧 #crocopenguidill #killerhornets #reality #2020

With these types of rabbits around and about, It'

With these types of rabbits around and about,
It's safer to stay in your house and not go out! 😉🏠 🐰🐇

In your home is the best place to hide! 😉🐰🐇

If you dare to venture out today... 😉🐰

If you dare to venture out today... 😉🐰

Best not go out in the woods today 😜

Best not go out in the woods today 😜

***BREAKING NEWS*** THIS JUST IN, PICTURES YOU WON

***BREAKING NEWS***
THIS JUST IN, PICTURES YOU WON'T BELIEVE!!
Saber Teeth Rabbit caught by trail cam
10 days before Easter Eve

Reports coming in and new photos
Are just now being uncovered
Of a new cryptid species that has just been discovered!

To further confuse things in every way
This news is coming out on April Fools Day!? To find out more and be in the know
Follow the link in the comments below!!

Today's Tip... 😉

Today's Tip... 😉

13 reasons to stay indoors today! 😉😷❤

13 reasons to stay indoors today! 😉😷❤

Stay at home! Stay inside! Going out helps the vir

Stay at home!
Stay inside!
Going out helps the virus thrive! 😷

With this type of Gnome Out on the roam It's best

With this type of Gnome
Out on the roam
It's best you stay safe
Inside your home!

No one in sight...
No one to bite...
Do your part to help the fight!! 😷

Even Rattackula wants to help slow the spread 😉

Even Rattackula wants to help slow the spread 😉

Help slow the spread! 😉😷

Help slow the spread! 😉😷

A bite of your skin is like a pot of gold A mouth

A bite of your skin is like a pot of gold
A mouth full of flesh never gets old
A sighting of him means your life is over
He wants your brains more than a four leaf clover 🧟‍♂️🍀

Who will you share your heart with today?

Who will you share your heart with today?

Wishing you a wicked Christmas!! 🎄🧟‍♂️

Wishing you a wicked Christmas!! 🎄🧟‍♂️🖤💀

Now that the presents have been delivered There i

Now that the presents have been delivered
There is time for Christmas Carols at the South Pole 💀😀🎅 *To the tune of Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer*

Ricky the red eyed rat
Lives underground by day
So when it's dark at night
He can always find his way

All of the other Vampire Rats
Could probably do the job as well
But for now the job is Ricky's
And Ricky thinks that, that's just swell

Once a year on Christmas Eve
9 Vampire Rats are tied to a sleigh
To help Santa Corpse infect the world
And spread fear on Christmas Day!

Then all the Rats are indifferent
They return to doing Vampire Rat things
Until next year on Christmas
They'll continue their bloody feasts!

Ricky Rat Ricky Rat
Eyes so red and bright
Won't you please infect the world
With your fangs tonight!

Meanwhile at the South Pole... pre-flight and prep

Meanwhile at the South Pole... pre-flight and preparations are being made to deliver the presents to their final resting place :p sleep tight and don't let Ricky the Rat bite!!

In the dead of winter In the dark of night Sometim

In the dead of winter
In the dark of night
Sometimes you get a feeling
Something just isn't right

Outside in the darkness
There's snow on the lawn
But down on the Christmas tree
All the candy canes are gone

They use them as a trap
To try to lure you in
And when you try to take one
The biting will begin

At first it's just a pinch
But then a searing pain
Then they'll call the others
To come take down their pray

By the time that they're finished
And their biting frenzy is through
They'll have frost bitten off your
Fingers, nose and toes inside your shoe!

All Frostbites are equally mean
Regardless if their sparkly eyes
are silver, black, blue, red or green
Even gold eyed ones are fiends

They stand 8" tall and each weigh roughly 5lbs

Fits any standard candy canes

Due to the holes for his arms and his candy canes
We recommend keeping him indoors and away from snow and rain. ;) Shivers Frostbite is now available!!
https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/759577355/shivers-frostbite

The One Of A Kind Show has come to pass and as alw

The One Of A Kind Show has come to pass and as always we had a blast! We'd like to say a huge thanks to everyone that stopped by our booth this year! It's always a pleasure seeing new friends and old, whilst spreading Christmas fear 😉
Until next time... 💀🎄🧟‍♂️🖤🎁

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