So you’ve just welcomed a Zombie Gnome into your home…
What now you may ask?
Display it with pride,
So all guests may be terrified!
Their favorite place to live is under shelter like
porches, overhangs, trees or even indoors.
They are happiest when they are dry and in the shade.
WATER IS THEIR ENEMY!!
Each gnome is coated with 2 coated of outdoor concrete sealer
to help protect their paint. That said though, like anything thing left
outdoors indefinitely, they are susceptible to decay.
Here are a few tips to help prevent it.
1. Try to place them somewhere with a bit of shade.
(Zombies like darkness, so does paint)
2. Bring them in for winter.
(rigor slows movement, snow and ice make it worse,
Zombies hate snow and ice, so does paint)
3. If possible, place them somewhere with some gravel/ small rocks beneath.
The stone they are made of will absorb water from the base and eventually lift paint,
So keeping water from pooling beneath is key.
(Soggy zombies shed their skin… or in this case paint)
By following these steps you’ll help your gnomes lead a long and happy/hungry afterlife.