Haggatha McWitchface the Mulch Witch of the Drainage Ditch
Lives in a haggard
She chooses to do so because
She hates people
And also because she
Thinks guests are Evil
She hopes that visitors will stay away
And uses her signs to keep them at bay
She casts her spells and curses the land and pickets around her witch dwelling with her witch sign in her witch hands.
“Curses and curses and curses you all! Have a terrible day! I Hope you trip and fall!”
This is what we’ve come to expect from her #witchface.
**She comes with a wooden chalkboard sign**
**Custom painting available upon request**