
🦷🧟♂️Board Up Your Windows! Hide In Your Homes! They’re Coming To Get You! They’re Bite Size Gnomes!🧟♂️😜
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🍽🧟♂️😳You ARE Their Balanced Diet! #GnomGnomGnom😜🧟♂️👻
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💤🧟♂️😴Daydreams Of Gnomelife Danced Through His Head, As Gnightmares Lurched Closer In The Garden Bed!😜🧟♂️👻
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🧟♂️🎉☀️Gnothin Beats The Heat Like Chilling With Your Gnomies On A Gnice Sunny Day! #Summervibes From The Afterlife Coming Your Way!😜🎉🧟♂️
Summer time is finally here, time to fill your lawn with fear!
What better to scare them away, then Handmade Handpainted Zombie Gnomes! 😜🧟♂️👻
#RevenantFX #Zombiegnomes #Zombie #Gnomes #Zombiegnomes #Horrorgnomes #Horrorart #EverydayisHalloween!!
🦝🧟♀️🦴Where do Zombie Raccoons order their rib dinners from?!?🍽🚛🤔…
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🦝Skip The Dumpsters!!🦝lol 🤣😅😜 #RevenantFX #Raccoon #Raccoons #Trashpanda #Amandathetrashpanda #Zombiegnome #Zombie #Gnome #Zombies #Zombiegnomes #Handmade #Handpainted #Horrorart #Horror_sketches #Halloween #Halloweenart #Darkart #Darkartists #Badjokes #Skipthedishes #Walkingdead #Undead #Sculpture
🐊 🐧Much like many other carnivores, when food is scarce the Crocopenguidill will become more scavenger-like and will subsist on buried caches of bones it has hidden throughout it’s territory.🧐😜
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🧟♂️🐰🐇 Zombie Gnomes & Zombunnies & Saberteeth Rabbits..🐇🐰🧟♂️
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😮Oh My!🤭🦁🐯🐻lol🤣😂😅 #RevenantFX #Zombie #Zombies #Gnomes #Zombiegnome #Zombiegnomes #Zombiebunny #Easterween #Gnomelife #Gnomesweetgnome #creepyeasterbunny #Halloween #Halloweenlife #Halloweenaesthetic #Everydayishalloween #Horrorart #Horrorartists #Saberteethrabbit #Cryptids #Fantasy #Darkart #Darkartists #Darkhumor #Handpainted #Sculpture #Surrealism #Lowbrow #Undead #Livingdead #Walkingdead 👻
🐰Something is foul on the bunny trail..🐰
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🐰Must be Peter RottenTail!!🐰
http://etsy.me/3LPjoLt #Zombie #Zombies #ZombieBunny #ZombieRabbit #Creepyeaster #Easterween #Zombiegnome #Zombiegnomes #Gnome #Gnomes #Gnomelife #Gnomesweetgnome #Gnomemaker #Darkart #Horrorart #Halloweenart #Handmade #Handpainted #Etsy #EverydayisHalloween 🧟♂️🇨🇦
🤔📞When should you call in a handyman?⁉️🤨…
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👋🏻When you’re not handy around the house! 🏡LoLololol🤣🧟♂️🤪👻😅#RevenantFX #GnomeSweetGnome #Zombie #Gnome #Zombiegnome #Zombiegnomes #Badjokes #Zombies #Gnomes #Ghouls #Undead #Walkingdead #Livingdead #Zombieart #Horror #Horrorart #Handmade #Handpainted #Halloween #EverydayisHalloween #Etsy #Gnomelife #Canada #Lol #Lulz 😜
So… In a slightly different direction than usual we’ve made a parody gnome of the notorious Rob Ford.
He comes in both a “Classic” and “Stupored” edition and he’s available now in our Etsy shop..
http://www.etsy.com/shop/revenantfx
Please enjoy responsibly 😉
Can’t Get enough controversy from the media about Toronto’s mayor?
Than it’s time to bring the mayor and all his controversy to your garden!
That’s right folks, now you too can have your own political circus right on your front lawn!
Your garden gnome community will now have a leader to look to and follow on all their gnomish adventures.
Allegations will run wild
Alleged drug use will be rampant
Alleged scandals will be plentiful
All in an alleged “drunken stupor” right on your front lawn!
Adopt this gnomish RoFo, bring him home today.
Place him in your garden and you can be sure thats where he’ll stay!
For In search of food and pleasure some gnomes will tend to roam
..But in the case of this gnome, he’s got enough to eat at home
Each of these mythical mayoral figures are sculpted meticulously in water/oil clay, cast in rock solid premium grade gypsum cement.
Then hand-painted to bring out all of their mayoral detail (and to ensure that no two are exactly the same).
Lastly, they are each coated in a high gloss outdoor sealer to preserve their charming looks
and to help prevent any further mishaps by means of weather.
We hope you can find it in your heart to elect him for your garden today 😉
Rest.In.Pieces
-Casper