FAQ

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Here you will find the answers to some of the inquires we receive most often.. If by chance you don’t find an answer to the question you have feel free to contact us!

GNOMES

What are they made of?

Blood, sweat and Trioxin 245 😉

Actually, they are casted with a polymer modified gypsum cement made by USG called Tuf Stone. Also, occasionally we switch to USG’s Drystone if we need to ship something super quick, as it’s essentially the same as Tuf Stone, it just requires less drying time.

Do they have souls?

We think they may have the ability to steal the souls of small children, but they definitely do not have souls of their own…

Can I get them custom painted?

Absolutely! Whether you’d like to choose the colors for their hats & jackets, make their blood darker or lighter, more or less, etc. we’re more than happy to oblige at no extra cost. Just let us know what you would like and we’ll get started! please note however, custom orders take a little longer to ship as we need time to paint them and possibly to cast them depending on what we have in stock.

Is there a cure for the “infection”? Any way I can make my gnome “normal” again?

no…. and NO!

How long does it take to ship them out?

All items available in our Etsy store are pre-made so usually they ship out same day or next day. Unfortunately, sometimes manufacturing a zombie apocalypse gets a little hectic and it takes up to 3 business days. Worry not though, you will not be stuck waiting weeks on end for your gnomes to begin their trek and if ever there are any delays we’ll let you know right away!

Do you accept Commissions?

Indeed we do, feel free to contact us with whatever you have in mind and we’ll be happy to discuss your project!

 

 

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