🐊CROCOPENGUIDILL🐧
croko – pengui – dill
(PYGOSCELIS TEETHYUST)
AKA “Angry Teeth”
The rare Crocopenguidill can be found all throughout the world.
Anywhere there is ice they are thought to inhabit, however until this point sightings have been extremely rare.
Although thought at first to be extinct or non existent, we have pictures of them; so now they exist! 😋
Here we have a lean, mean, toxic Green specimen. Some believe this colouring to be a rare genetic trait or mutation, while others think their distinct Greenness is direct result of their consumption of toxic radioactive runoff and all matter of other hazardous waste, whichever you choose to believe is correct!😁
This species can be recognized by their sickly Yellow eyes, toxic Green skin and their jagged rows of Crocodillian snaggle teeth which they use to clamp down on their prey and initiate the Crocopenguidill death roll.
Despite their size, they are an apex predator capable of hunting game up to 9x bigger than themselves.
They are usually happy to feast on vermin, trash, industrial runoff or bio-waste of any and all manner and matter.
They have been thought to hunt and eat humans but because they usually attack in numbers and devour flesh like termites, not much evidence can or has been found!🤭🐊🐧
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