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Chilling Zombie Gnomes & Hot Summervibes

🧟‍♂️🎉☀️Gnothin Beats The Heat Like Chilling With Your Gnomies On A Gnice Sunny Day! #Summervibes From The Afterlife Coming Your Way!😜🎉🧟‍♂️

Dead Heat: Zombie Gnomes For Sale By RevenantFX

Summer time is finally here, time to fill your lawn with fear!

What better to scare them away, then Handmade Handpainted Zombie Gnomes! 😜🧟‍♂️👻

#RevenantFX #Zombiegnomes #Zombie #Gnomes #Zombiegnomes #Horrorgnomes #Horrorart #EverydayisHalloween!!

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Zombie Gnomes & The Dog Days Of Summer

Bloody Mary & Disemboweled Donnie Zombie Gnomes By RevenantFX

☀️🌭We Are Now Approaching The Hot Dog Days Of Summer! Be Sure To Stock Up On Ketchup And Mustard!😜☀️
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RevenantFX #Zombiegnomes #Handmade #Handpainted #Zombie #Gnomes #Horrorart #Halloween #Halloweenart #Art #Etsy #Everydayishalloween #Zombiegnome #Lol 😜🧟‍♂️👻

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🐊🐧 Crocopenguidill: What do Crocodile Penguins eat all day? 🧐😜

Crocopenguidill: A toxic Green Crocodile Penguin by RevenantFX

🐊 🐧Much like many other carnivores, when food is scarce the Crocopenguidill will become more scavenger-like and will subsist on buried caches of bones it has hidden throughout it’s territory.🧐😜
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RevenantFX #Crocopenguidill #Crocopenguidillia #Crocodile #Crocodiles #Penguins #Cyptids #Nature #Wildlife #Wildlifephotography #Nonsense #Nonsensical #Psychedelic #Pyschedelicart #Creatureart #Monsters #Horrorart #Surrealart #Surrealism #Fantasyart #Lowbrowart #Folkart #Handmade #Handpainted #Sculpture #Gnomemaker #Gnomelife #Zombiegnomes #Canada🇨🇦

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🐰 🐇Easter Bunny Lunch by RevenantFX🐇🐰

Easterween Saberteeth Easter Bunny by RevenantFX

🐰🐇 What does the Easter bunny like for lunch!?🐰🤔…
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🥚Egg Salad!!🐣😜🤣😂😂 Happy Easter!! #RevenantFX #Badjokes #Saberteethrabbit #Sabertoothrabbit #Whiterabbit #Easterrabbit #Easterbunny #Killerbunny #Killerrabbit #Creepyeaster #Easterween #Easterweeneve #Eastereggs #Creepyeasterbunny #Insecthare #Rabbit #Bunny #Bunnicula #Bunnylife #Easterhorror #Horror #Horrorart #Zombiegnomes #HappyEaster!! 🐰🐣🐇

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🧟‍♂️ Zombie Gnomes & Home Maintenance 🏡

Necro Neckbeard Zombie Gnome by RevenantFX

🤔📞When should you call in a handyman?⁉️🤨…
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👋🏻When you’re not handy around the house! 🏡LoLololol🤣🧟‍♂️🤪👻😅#RevenantFX #GnomeSweetGnome #Zombie #Gnome #Zombiegnome #Zombiegnomes #Badjokes #Zombies #Gnomes #Ghouls #Undead #Walkingdead #Livingdead #Zombieart #Horror #Horrorart #Handmade #Handpainted #Halloween #EverydayisHalloween #Etsy #Gnomelife #Canada #Lol #Lulz 😜

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Brazilian Jiu Jitsu vs. The Undead – Zombie Survival w/RevenantFX

Soo… Zombie survival is today’s topic. Ever wonder how to fend off the undead while your down?  Rob McAlpine has the answer for you in the form of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu!

Over the summer we had the privilege of vending at the Toronto Runforyourlives event at Burl’s Creek. To say it was an interesting experience would be an understatement; zombies,runners, mud, rain and gale force winds combined to make for an epic outing with the undead. Needless to say, we had a great time and got to meet plenty of awesome people, sell lots of zombie gnomes, give lots of zombie makeup advice and spread the infection a little more while we were at it 😉

Among all of those awesome people we met one stood out in particular as he got us to help him out with making a short instructional video on how to defend yourself against the dead. His name is Robert McAlpine and he is a master of dispatching the undead, you can see more of his videos here: http://www.youtube.com/user/robertwmcalpine?feature=watch

So without further a due, remember: Zombie survival is an essential skill so check it out below…. it may save your life 😉