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Welcome to 2013: The Year Of The Living Dead

Hope that Christmas was a terrorific event for all!

We know that quite a few homes were infected over the holidays; Santa Corpse and his army of ravenous Zombie Gnomes crawled their way under many a tree for Christmas morning..

Screams of shock, terror and joy echoed far and wide across the snowy land; we were happy to play a part in causing them 😉

And now it’s 2013

This year looks promising for the undead. A new Evil Dead movie on the way (which looks amazing from the previews), a FPS Walking Dead game (because shooting zombies never looses it’s luster) along with the second half of season 3, World War Z (a zombie movie starring Brad Pitt, how can that not be promising?!?) and lest we forget, a whole horde of new Zombie Gnomes and other atrocities from us!!

To help propel our efforts RevenantFX HQ has been undertaking many renovations over the past few weeks. most recently over the weekend our beloved bar made the ultimate sacrifice and thanks to those wonderful  Swedish trolls at Ikea we now have a WARM INDOOR  workspace 🙂

We also stocked up on hundreds of pounds of stone and every other imaginable gnome making supply we could get our hands on. Needless to say, production in the gnome factory is about to get back underway!

Also, for all those who have been patiently awaiting; this means we’ll be re-stock our Etsy shop soon 😉

That’s all for gnow fiends!

till next time,



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The last day on earth..

Well… the world didn’t seem to end. So, welcome back!

Happy to see you returned; your hunger for more is what fuels us, don’t you know?

…that and BRAINS! delicious, tasty, succulent BRAAAINS!!

Sweet, warm, fresh, juic…

I digress.

Anyways, we’ve been pretty busy here at RevenantFX headquarters over the past few weeks getting all them gnomes shipped out in time for Christmas like a couple of demonic bloodthirsty little elves.  Preparing for Christmas in general as well.

Also, we celebrated Sadie’s birthday this past weekend. She turned 21.. again. Needless to say we all ended up in a zombie-ish state by the end of it and the recovery has been slow.

Happy Birthday Sadie!!

Somewhere in the midst of all that we managed to complete the sculpts for the first 4 of our upcoming set of “bite size” zombie gnomes (pictures to come soon!)

As you may notice we’ve also been working non-stop making improvements on this site. Like anything else, learning the mechanics of what goes into making a website + function and becoming that little man behind the curtains has been no easy task; but then again, who said the business of gnoming was easy?

Soo… That brings us to the end of today’s update. Technically speaking there are actually 5hrs and 22 mins left of this day, so maybe the end is still on it’s way. If that be the case remember “You don’t end up dead if you always aim for the head”.

If indeed we do survive these last few hours my next post will include no references to the end of the world…

unless of course if it’s to come from a zombie outbreak. Then I’m allowed! Deal? Cool.





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The begining of the end…

How appropriate that we should begin to launch our web page on the eve of the apparent apocalypse..

One can only wonder if in just 2 days the supposed end of the world will come at the withering decayed hands of zombies?

We can only hope 😉

Regardless,  it has become apparent to us here at RevenantFX that if indeed the world does survive the 21st day of this month; We will need to work at spreading the infection just a little bit harder. Our mission:  simple.  Zombie Gnomes everywhere!

We will work at spreading our Zombie plague to every home in north America and the world thereafter. Bringing back the dead one gnome at a time!

Our efforts will also include more of our Zombie Taxidermy (latex display masks of the dead), some undead apparel in the new year, a few surprises and as always there are more Zombie Gnomes on the way (“bite size” Gnomes are currently in prototyping)!

So, with all that said you have arrived here, read all that and may be asking yourself  “Where is everything? This is an unfinished wordpress site with nothing for me to see! ” and you would be right.. We are currently in the process of figuring out just how to set up a website for the first time, so please bear with us…. All things truely gruesome take time to decay! We should be fully operational sometime in the next few weeks, so feel free to check back. Until then we can still be found on Facebook at and our gnome can still be purchased on our Etsy site here:

Thanks for reading and till next time.. rest in pieces!

-Casper Revenant